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Hi, I'm Jen. I enjoy singing in the shower and laughing ridiculously

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

99,353 notes - 28 July, 2014

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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168,105 notes - 28 July, 2014

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin
g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.
samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

402,119 notes - 22 July, 2014

heyfunniest:

Dogs.